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Posted on 17th Apr at 12:55 PM, with 61,422 notes

i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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Posted on 17th Apr at 12:55 PM, with 127,425 notes

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

Posted on 17th Apr at 12:33 PM, with 45,046 notes
Posted on 17th Apr at 12:02 AM, with 1,678 notes

xtjna:

murkdiving:

xtjna:

its literally so fucking stressful how many bathroom stalls ive seen with blood and or poop everywhere like i literally feel like im in silent hill

When i worked in a movie theater in Ybor City Florida, i went to clean late night and someone shitted in the bathroom napkin holder.

Like the automatic one. And i quit right there. I waved my hand on he sensor and a waterfall of shit napkins came out.

NO

Posted on 16th Apr at 11:41 PM, with 9,728 notes

lawngreen:

Don’t fall in love with someone like me, I will take u to the 711 for a hotdog date. This is why storms are named after ppl…

Posted on 16th Apr at 8:34 PM, with 19,247 notes
at a pool party

vayena:

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"

Posted on 16th Apr at 8:33 PM, with 284,654 notes
superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

Posted on 16th Apr at 8:33 PM, with 21,946 notes

littleprincesshowell:

you know that a book is going to be confusing as fuck when it starts with a map

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