"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
its literally so fucking stressful how many bathroom stalls ive seen with blood and or poop everywhere like i literally feel like im in silent hill
When i worked in a movie theater in Ybor City Florida, i went to clean late night and someone shitted in the bathroom napkin holder.
Like the automatic one. And i quit right there. I waved my hand on he sensor and a waterfall of shit napkins came out.
Don’t fall in love with someone like me, I will take u to the 711 for a hotdog date. This is why storms are named after ppl…
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"