bollywood or bust
Ask me anything
Posted on 20th Aug at 10:35 PM, with 76,493 notes

Now, if she touches like this

Will you touch her right back?

bro remember when u listened to this song in the commons area of your middle school and you had a purple and black zebra case on your ipod and your background was a cartoon monster or cupcake and muffin that said ‘muffins are just ugly cupcakes’and you were wearing glittery converse and you teased and straightened your hair and wore a bow in itand you told everyone u got the bow at hot topic but you really got it at claires for 6.95 and you had like a whole dance choreographed in your head to this song but you never actually did it and then you went and talked about nightmare before christmas with your friend for an hour over skype

Posted on 20th Aug at 10:33 PM, with 189,744 notes

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.


just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

Posted on 20th Aug at 10:23 PM, with 5,978 notes
Me: *sits on the park bench next to Drake* Sup papi
Drake: Nothin much
Me: I can see that.
Drake: whats that supposed to mean?
Me: oh im just sayin thats its a lot of nothin with u lately
Drake: like?
Me: wheres views from the 6?
Drake: *starts sweatin* what?
Me: Your album papi. Where is it?
Drake: its uh..its in the works..
Me: I see. So.. you gotta release date or something gimme a little timeline?
Drake: You heard 0-100 right?
Me: Oh yeah I heard but I thought u just needed a rhyme or something because if u think im waiting till spring 2015 u got another thing comin playboy
Drake: u know what? I got somewhere to be *tries to stand up*
Me: *yanks him back down by the hem of his luxurious cashmere sweater*
Me: Understand?
Drake: *nods*
Me: *lets go of his sweater* aight u can go.
Drake: *stands up*
Me: I like them timbs by the way
Drake: Huh?
Me: Collateral.
Drake: *sighs and kicks off his boots*
Me*picks them up* I'll be seein you champagne.
Drake: *under his breath* I cant stand this bitch
Me: What?
Drake: Nothin
Me: *trying on my new timbs* keep playin and imma come for that chain
Posted on 20th Aug at 8:41 PM, with 38,875 notes


laughing at how CNN went into one of the looted businesses in Ferguson and spoke to the owner. the reporter started asking all these leading questions that were clearly setting up answers that expressed anger that their businesses were broken into. 

The owner was like “actually I just want justice for Mike Brown im not worried about material things”

Posted on 20th Aug at 8:30 PM, with 12,549 notes


when you plant the seed of #drama and #walk away


Posted on 20th Aug at 9:34 AM, with 13,626 notes


*on death bed*
parents: honey please is there anything we can do???
me: yes. .„.,. , a final wish..„„ get me my ball , so i can dunk one final time
parents: *gets ball*
me: *dunks*
me: *is miraculously recovered*
me: wtf!!!!!!!!..„ , i guess ball really is life!!

Posted on 19th Aug at 7:05 PM, with 105,111 notes


my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real

Posted on 19th Aug at 2:27 PM, with 12 notes

*sighs for literally an hour straight*


*sighs for literally an hour straight*

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